"Free cookbook. Offer ends today"!
"50% off toys sale today!"
"Discount on bakeware for your cakes!"
Google, are you watching me?
Whatever, I thought. Though I rarely clicked on the ads, they could be helpful. They showed me ads for things I would find appealing and things that coincided with my interests or my place in life. Google shared sales and discounts with me and showed me new, marvelous things that I needed for my life. We were friends!
And then this showed up in the ad placement of my inbox header:
"Rider's by Lee. Relaxed fit jean."
Hmm. What is that?
This is Rider's by Lee relaxed fit jean in medium stone, my friends:
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| image via ridersbylee.com |
But, really?
Realllllllly?
Google, do you really think I'm ready and worthy of Rider's by Lee relaxed fit casual jean in medium stone?
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| SNL's "MOM JEANS". Image via google. |
This is my life now, folks.
Holla.
Have a blessed and mom-jean-free weekend!



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